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Who is Crazy Robert?

He was born Robert DeFilippo, on July 4th 1967 from North Babylon, Long Island. I remember Robert being one of the most feared teenagers in all of North Babylon.

I remember back in the 80’s Robert would walk around the summer streets with no shirt on, a pair of sweatpants, one leg pulled up to his knee cap, smoking a Marlboro Red, and walking his untrained pit bull on a leash. We would be playing two-hand touch in the street and immediately stop in our tracks just to get a glimpse of him walking by.

I remember Robert being massive. I mean like totally jacked. He would literally have a workout bench on his front lawn. One of the best things to witness growing up was walking by and seeing Robert bench press 250 pounds while talking to himself. It was pure entertainment.

Now the interesting part of this story is that my mother and his mother, Jean, were best friends. One of their favorite things to do together was to play Bingo at the church. Whenever they would go, Robert would babysit me at his house. The first time I was there, Robert was lying on the couch watching MTV. I was in one of the bedrooms making loud noises with his younger brother Boozie. Out of nowhere, Robert stormed into the room, grabbed the both of us and said, “Sledgehammer is my favorite song and I’m going to get really pissed off if I can’t hear it.”

Time and time again, Robert would constantly walk down the streets looking the exact same way. Though, one day, everything changed. Robert would walk down the same street, wearing the same sweatpants, smoking the same cigarette, and using the same leash. The only thing missing was the dog. Robert would actually walk an imaginary dog with a leash and having full-blown conversations with himself out loud.

Honestly, I could not get enough of him. I would go up to Robert and start asking questions about the dog. I was amazed to find out that Robert really believed there was an actual dog on the leash. As time progressed, Robert was eventually diagnosed with Schizophrenia and Psychosis. I was never scared to be around Robert. He was and still is, a huge teddy bear at heart.

As time continued to progress, Robert would come to my house everyday asking me for money. Yet, before giving it to him, I would invite him in and have conversations with him. That’s when I realized Robert is a genius trapped inside a broken mind. And from that point on, we became best friends.

How did Robert DeFillipo become Crazy Robert?

It was the summer of 2011, and I was seriously thinking of starting a comedy show. I was at Robert’s house for a party and he was in a really good mood and totally shit faced. I grabbed my phone and started recording him. When I stopped, I said to him, “I’m going to create a comedy show and I want him to be one of the stars.”

He looked directly at me with one eye, while the other was looking for Pluto and said, “Who am I going to be, Crazy Robert?”

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Episodes With Crazy Robert

  • The Circus is in Town: The Democrats Second Attempt to Erase 2016

    Adam Schiff and the Democrats formally opened the impeachment hearing into President Donald Trump today. The result was more like a three-ring circus. Also, new guest Norah from Saudia Arabia comes on the show to discuss her modeling career in New York. And, Disney comes out with its new streaming service. Buy the stock now!!

  • Bottom Line: The Democrats Hate Trump More Than They Love America

    Democrats hit a new low by bashing President Trump after he orchestrated the death of Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. No matter what Trump does, their hate for him is ruining the democratic party and any hopes of taking the White House in 2020.

  • CNN & MSNBC: Take Down Donald Trump At All Costs

    Watch any 10 minutes of CNN, and now you’ll see a barrage of nonstop, vicious attacks against President Trump. Switch over to MSNBC and it gets worse. Correspondents on MSNBC bash Trump every chance they get. However, Republicans need to come together and expose these networks for what they are – a left-wing propaganda machine.

  • What are the Benefits of Being Single?

    Today we have fun with Crazy Robert but get disturbing news from Wilson the Medical Marijuana guy. Also, what are the benefits of being single? All this and more!

  • The Life and Times of Crazy Robert

    Crazy Robert joins the show and talks about whatever comes to his mind, literally!

  • Dear Democrats: Your Hate for Trump will Cost You the 2020 Election

    Democrats still can’t get over their defeat in 2016 by President Trump. Every day since then Democrats have been trying to vilify Trump and now are looking to vindicate their loss by impeaching him. This will cost Democrats the house and eventually the 2020 election. All this and more!

  • Should Felicity Huffman Serve a Jail Sentence, Antonio Brown is a Genius, Dispensaries in Massachusetts

    Antonio Brown knew what he was doing when he acted out against the Raiders. He wanted out and landed in the best spot possible – the New England Patriots. Have you been to a dispensary yet in Massachusetts? Would you recommend going? Also, do you think actress Felicity Huffman should go to jail for her ‘college scam’ crime?

  • Trying to Change Your Partner in Your Relationship, Overcoming the Fear of Failure, A Healthy Diet is the Key to Success

    We all know being in a great relationship takes a lot of work. However, once you try and change a person, your relationship is headed for disaster. Also, are you thinking of a career change or some life-changing event? Stop worrying about failing and what other people think. News flash: no one cares! Studies show that […]

  • Joe Biden is Sautéed, Jerry Jones Not Expecting Zeke for Week 1, Hurricane Dorian on its Way

    Former VP Joe Biden’s latest gaffe involves a war hero. The Dallas Cowboys are not expecting RB Zeke Elliot to return for Week1. Also, President Trump cancels his trip to Poland. All this and more!

  • New Study: There’s No Gay Gene and People’s Environment is a Factor

    According to the Wall Street Journal, there’s no ‘gay gene,’ and researchers say, human traits are influenced by an array of genetic and environmental factors. If that’s true, then should the internet be controlled in some way to prevent children from being influenced without parents consent? All this and more!

  • Why isn’t Obama endorsing VP Joe Biden, Can the US beat China in an all out War

    Obama’s ‘right hand’ man, was thought to be Vice President, Joe Biden. If that’s so, why isn’t Obama endorsing him? A new report shows that the US military is in an “unprecedented crisis” and could struggle to defend its allies against China. All this and more!

  • Whites vs. Whites: A Country at War

    The real war brewing in America is – White Liberals vs. White Conservatives. White liberals are stirring the pot and using Blacks and Latinos as the ingredients. If you are white and don’t agree with the Left, you are a racist. Plain and simple. I disagree and I explain why in detail on today’s show!

  • Nike Drops the Ball, Hypocrisy of the Democratic Party, The Need for a New Political Party

    Colin Kaepernick is now calling the shots over at Nike after they agreed to cancel the Betsy Ross edition shoe featuring a flag of the thirteen colonies. The Democratic Party is trying to crucify Donald Trump Jr because of a retweet questioning Kamala Harris’ family origin. However, CNN’s Don Lemon previously questioned it and no one […]

  • Police Brutality, Reparations for Gays, Meeting Online, First Date Suggestions

    Drew from Long Island discusses how he was working undercover for the police when the operation went south. Drew alleges he was asked to pull down his pants and was beaten by the cops with a baton. Also, Elizabeth Warren proposes reparations for married gay couples. Who’s paying for all this? Stephen and Lee join the […]

  • Iran Showdown, Hypocritical Democrats, Vegas and Drugs, Biden Needs Obama

    Trump back peddles on attacking Iran. Does this put Iran in a position of strength? Rich Richard Lampone joins the show to discuss the Joe Biden debacle. Will Obama come to his rescue? We also talk about trips to Vegas. Would your spouse allow you to go without them? Would you be able to party […]

  • Trump’s Rally is Electric, AOC in Hot Water, New Guest Myra Mayfeel

    President Trump electrifies the crowd and comes up with another genius slogan ‘Keep America Great!’ Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez set off a firestorm of bullshit comparing ICE detention centers to Nazi concentration camps. She should immediately step down from her position. And singer Myra Mayfeel from Atlanta joins the show promoting her singing skills and her upcoming […]

  • Trump Checkmates the Left, Democrats Hypocrisy on Full Tilt, Saving Puppies

    President Trump outsmarts the Democrats by exposing their hypocrisy over the Steele Dossier paid for by Hillary Clinton. Nancy Pelosi cannot be taken seriously. Crazy Robert tries to save Wilson the Medical Marijuana guy off the ledge. And new guest, Heidi from Long Island, joins the show to talk about her pet rescue called ‘Yorkie 911 […]

  • Has the Internet Ruined Porn, Smoking Pot, Trump Admits He Would Accept Dirt on Rival, Democrats Full of Hypocrisy

    Before the creation of the internet, watching porn was like a delicacy. Now, with all of the options available, do you feel the same way? Trump admits he would accept dirt on a political opponent from a foreign government. Democrats are up in arms about this. Sounds hypocritical no? Do you smoke pot? If so, […]

  • Chernobyl: A New Tourist Hotspot, Jussie Breaks Silence, Best Album Ever

    Thanks to HBO’s hit miniseries, Chernobyl has become one of the hottest (no pun intended) tourist attractions. Would you ever consider visiting? Disgraced actor Jussie Smollett breaks his silence on Instagram. My thoughts on the best album of all time are… All this and more on today’s episode! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter […]

  • May 28, 2019 – Does the 5G Network Cause Cancer, Breaking Down Trump, Telling the Truth in Relationships

    The new 5G network is coming, but how safe is it for humans? Could 5G be used to manipulate our emotions and is there evidence that it may cause cancer? President Trump is either loved or hated, but could he be the best President since Lincoln? Today we break down the past 30+ years of […]

  • May 24, 2019 – Recap Trip to Italy, Dieting, GoT Ending, CBD vs THC

    In this episode, I discuss my 11-day trip to Italy discussing, The Colleseum, The Vatican, attending the Opera in Milan, and my thoughts of Florence and Venice. Also, my thoughts on the GoT ending and how it ruined the entire show. All this and more in today’s episode! Follow us on Instagram @thejoecozzoshow Need a […]

  • May 7, 2019 – Internet Regulation, LGBTQ, Pete Buttigieg, YouTube,

    The LGBTQ community is taking over YouTube and YouTube is taking over teenage lives. South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg says: God doesn’t belong to a political party, but ‘I can’t imagine’ God would be a Republican. Some folks may not agree. Should the internet be regulated? Micahel Cohen won’t go away and is still yapping […]

  • May 2, 2019 – Staying Positive, Eating Healthy, Start Traveling, Phone Calls

    Today’s show is all about staying positive and eating healthy. We have some greats call in like Nikki Pags, who finally got her braces removed! Marshall James calls to talk about traveling around the US and how he’s working with former Champ Christy Martin. And Crazy Robert think Wilson the Medical Marijuana guy is getting it […]

  • TJCS – April 15, 2019

    President Trump wants to place undocumented migrants on buses and drive them to sanctuary cities. Do you agree? Do you think GOT was great last night or a total bust? Chase the Gay Nomad calls in and thinks he could have HIV. Tiger wins the Masters, and more!

  • TJCS – April 12, 2019

    Are big pharmaceutical companies like Merck and Pfizer destroying us? Do antibiotics and chemotherapy do more damage than good to our body? Did Democrats actually spy on the Trump campaign and is Obama at fault? New guest La Toya Sanders joins the show and promotes her online business ‘Beautiful Creations by Toy.’ All this and […]

  • TJCS – April 10, 2019

    Today I discuss the benefits of eating healthy and how it has changed my life. Also, did you know that toothpaste containing fluoride has a poisonous warning on it? Why do we still use it then? New guest Des from the UK joins the show and Rodrigo from Brazil promotes his new track, and more!

  • TJCS – April 8, 2019

    The LGBTQ community is growing at a rapid rate. Is it possible the world will have more gays than straight people in 25 years? Do you think convicted felons should have the right to vote while in jail? New guest Liz Theresa from Boston joins the show to promote her Podcast ‘Liz on Biz’ and tells […]

  • TJCS – April 4, 2019

    Do you really trust flying in an airplane? It’s one of the few times you hand your life over to another human being. How addicted are you to your cell phone? Are you more today than last year? Is the smartphone actually ‘working out’ the brain by allowing you to multitask and learn 24/7? Do 5-8 […]

  • TJCS – April 2, 2019

    Have you heard of Dr. Sebi? Did you know he claims to have healed cancer, AIDS, and other diseases for his patients?  Did Nipsey Hussle know the man who killed him? What’s worse, rotting in solitary confinement for life in prison or being on Death Row awaiting your execution?

  • TJCS – March 22, 2019

    New guest Eric from Utah comes on the show and completely bombs trying to promote his podcast. George from Moscow calls in promoting two horrendous songs. Joe the Grower calls in complaining about his farm and how he doesn’t have a car to get around. Dave from Virginia calls in and talks about tripping out […]

  • TJCS – March 18, 2019

    Beto O’Rourke is the new face of the Democratic Party. How is this possible when Beto is a middle-aged white guy whose parents are extremely wealthy? Does the ‘white privilege’ narrative only apply Republicans? All this and more in today’s episode!

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